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You said "cabbage" in oolong tea, didn't you?
Do you want to talk to girls normally?
Mr. Illyrii will make girls get on a train and go home at 10.30.
Seriously?
What is this?
Today's "Ijiri" channel has a special guest.
It's Mr. Kannazuki!
This is it.
This is what you call a veteran's greeting.
It's like a cat crying in front of the dressing room and saying, "Oh, you came in."
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
You came.
I saw your meeting on my channel.
I saw that video.
You were telling me the truth.
I was telling you the truth.
When you asked me for about half a year, you said you had to improve your talking skills.
That's right.
Let's do this, Mr. Ijiri.
First of all, when I farted, you asked me a question in an ad-lib.
I also do funny things in an ad-lib.
You didn't know when I was going to fart, so you asked me a question as soon as I farted.
I was like, "Oh, my God!"
You said, "Oh, my God!"
Oh, my God!
You have a big self-awareness.
It's big.
It's not an ad-lib at all.
The question isn't an ad-lib either.
I'm 34 years old.
You're late.
Isn't it recent?
I may not have said this.
I'm in the bathroom.
I'm sitting on the table in the bathroom.
Mr. Ijiri is in the bathroom.
It's quiet.
I thought no one was there.
Then, in the gap of the door...
In the gap of the door?
In the gap of the door...
My finger came out of there.
And then, this finger...
It was like this!
What? Does a finger turn 360 degrees and move 30 centimeters?
Wow, my finger is turning!
Then, that finger flew towards me.
- The finger... - The finger ballpoint pen!
The ballpoint pen was also spinning from the outside...
You're not a mature adult in their 30s!
I was happy about it. I was worried about it. Because I was lonely.
- It was free... - Yes, yes! It was free!
I thought you shouldn't do that.
While we were recording, you called me and said, "Wait a minute."
"Yes, yes." "Oh, is it open?"
"February 6th..." "Then call me on the 3rd."
Don't make me listen to your fake negotiations!
- Just in case! - Just in case!
Today, we asked Izzy...
- Huh? - Our manager...
...what kind of person he is.
What kind of person is Izzy Okada?
- What are you doing? - Regular manager research!
- What are you doing? - Only our manager knows!
- What? - Izzy Okada's negotiation instructions!
- Yay! - Yay!
- First, Izzy... - Yes?
When you eat spicy food, do you have a hangover?
- Since when? - Since '45.
- Since '45? - Since '45.
Usually, when you have a hangover, you drink a lot of beer or alcohol, right?
- No, I don't. - You don't, right?
You went to a cabaret club with oolong tea, right?
- Yes. - I've heard of it, Izzy Okada.
Why would you take me to a cabaret club?
I just want to talk to girls normally.
That was back in "Gilgamesh."
Back in "Gilgamesh," there were gravure girls and sexy actresses.
- They were all professionals. - Professionals.
- They wanted to talk to amateurs. - Yes.
To tell you a scary story...
Back in "Gilgamesh," we often heard voices in the ending.
"I want to talk to an amateur woman soon," "Gilgamesh," "See you next week," "Tell me," "That's your true feelings," "I want to talk to an amateur woman soon," "Do you expect that to happen?" "I want to talk," "I just want to talk," "I just want to talk for five hours," "I'm surprised," "The marriage ceremony that Izzy is in charge of usually starts at eight," "I'll have the girl take the train back at ten-thirty," "Where? The strongest line?" "Shouldn't you go now?" "It's late if you go last,"
"You're so serious!" "What's the intermediate level?" "Intermediate level is really..." "This is definitely 45 degrees," "There are times when you have to eat super spicy food," "Yes, there are," "So I asked the manager," "Maybe I won't be able to walk the next day?" "So, can I have some soup?" "How is it?" "Oh, you can do that," "But when I went to work," "There was a householder who was making it," "I couldn't say I'm sorry," "I said, 'Oh, it's delicious,' and ate it," "It didn't go on TV,"
I'm sweating more than I've ever seen before.
From bottom to top.
And I can't walk the next day.
What happens?
For ordinary people, this is a foot.
Usually, the toes swell.
This is for most people.
This is an unusual case.
The ankles swell.
So I went to the hospital.
Did you drink anything?
No, I didn't.
What did you eat?
I drank something extremely spicy.
Oh, that's it.
When you eat something extremely spicy and sweat,
it dries up in your body.
When it dries up in your body,
your uterine fluid rises and it hurts.
But is that a no-no?
It's a no-no!
Extremely spicy is...
It's a no-no!
It's not written here,
but I know you don't like shiitake mushrooms.
That's right!
No way!
When you go to eat kamameshi,
Excuse me, can you remove the shiitake mushroom?
I'll remove it for sure.
Shall we move on?
You can eat tamagoyaki,
but you can't eat medamayaki and raw eggs.
You can't eat boiled eggs. What's going on?!
Why?! What's going on?!
First of all, raw eggs.
My parents, when I was a kid...
What was it? Raw egg something rice?
Oh, egg over rice.
That kind of thing comes up, too.
I hate it so much I don't know.
There's something called white "pnyun".
Oh, there is.
Is it white?
White, white, white.
And there's something weird, disgusting white stuff.
There's something white, right?
"What's this?" "It's disgusting!"
"I can't eat it!" I cried.
My parents said, "Don't eat it! Don't eat it!"
I cried, ate it and threw up.
And boiled eggs.
Boiled eggs are delicious.
When I was in elementary school...
Elementary school.
In science experiments...
When there was an experiment of returning it to memory...
Eggs?
Yes.
I put it in a high place in the science room.
And I wondered if it would fly away.
Only half of my eggs hatched and died.
And in the middle of hatching...
I saw it.
So if you start with boiled eggs...
In the middle of hatching...
Oh, it came out!
If you peel a boiled egg now...
It's like it's coming out!
My parents still remember the science room in front of the music room in elementary school.
So when I made oden...
You put eggs in it!
Maybe...
I left one egg on the plate and ate it.
I ate two of them!
Before I died!
Stop! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Can I say one last thing?
Yes.
When you work at high speed in winter...
Do you have hot water?
You know...
When I was working at Nahoya...
At the beginning of January...
It was really cold in the middle of winter.
The script said...
Hi, I'm Okada Ijiri. Where are you?
But about five minutes before it started...
Excuse me, can we start the live broadcast from your tongue?
"But it looks like it's going to kill you." "It's cold."
"Excuse me, your tongue may not move." "It's cold, is it okay?"
Do you have hot water?
They gave me hot water and put my tongue in it.
Sports players do it, don't they?
- It's the same thing. - It's the same thing.
- Tongue-rich. - Tongue-rich.
So from now on, the manager has to put hot water in the water bottle and take it with him.
Today was the Ijirare channel.
- Thank you, Kana-san. - Thank you very much.